The Monkey Gates

Why hello there stranger !

My name's monkeymichelle :) Welcome to my humble corner of the internet. What brings you here?

Why dont you press this little link and see where you end up?...

Erm.. did it work...

Well anyway, asuming it didnt, how about you stay and we chat?

Where am I right now?

Let me describe it for you...

• The fan is spinning, as it spins it whistles.
• The air smells musty, no matter how many windows I open or air freshners I buy.
• The lights are dim, 2 lamps, 2 kinds of overhead lighting.

can you guess?